“If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!” IfsWorldSaidWorshipWittyOscarsWildeWorship YouVery Witty Author:Michael R. Burch
“Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?” ChristianMistakeTrumpWorshipObviousEvangelicalHalos Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel According to Trump. It reads: "I, Donald Trump, am God. Praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself. Then all shall be Great, as I am Great. The End."” LongEndsFansTrumpWorshipPraiseVersionsAdore Author:Michael R. Burch
