“President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.” KnowsHas BeensPresidentPresident Obama Author:Michael R. Burch
“Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.” BelievePresidentTrump Author:Michael R. Burch
“Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?” PeopleJobsPresidentTrumpFameClaimsBeing The BestBest JobFiring Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.” EndsShowsRealityRunningPresidentTrumpPresidentialIncompetentHumiliatedApprenticeReality Shows Author:Michael R. Burch
“When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.” ForcePresidentTechnologyHairTrumpEgoMassiveJetAir Force Author:Michael R. Burch
“What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.” RunningPresidentTrumpCardsComedian Author:Michael R. Burch
