Home / Authors / Michael R. Burch

Michael R. Burch

Michael R. Burch Quotes

Poet

Michael R. Burch is an American poet known for his unique poetic style and profound social commentary. His works often explore human conditions and social issues through humor and satire, gaining popularity among readers.

Filter quotes by topic

All Trump President Ifs People Political Running Ends Hair Has Beens Tough Worship Appeals Cards Hell Lines Long Names Party Republican Seems

Famous Michael R. Burch Quotes

“Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.”

Ifs Long Party Nice Trump Agree Green Communist Loyal Being Nice Communist Party Green Party

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.”

Bigs Speak Trump Sticks Carrie Spokes Teddy

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.”

Children Lines Company Trump Heirs Bankruptcy Busted

Author:Michael R. Burch

“These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.”

Ends Trump Prophet End Times Doom

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.”

Ifs Running Party Hair Trump Republican Treats

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.”

Government Hair Trump Candidacy

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.”

Trump Tough Appeals Wigs Going Gets Tough

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?”

Principles Taken Trump Depth Height Peter Unprecedented

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.”

Thinking States Secret Trump Husband Accused

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?”

Christian Mistake Trump Worship Obvious Evangelical Halos

Author:Michael R. Burch

“It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!”

Two Hell Trump Affair Foreign Affairs

Author:Michael R. Burch

“The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.”

People Trump Relate Autism Vaccinations

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.”

Believe President Trump

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel According to Trump. It reads: "I, Donald Trump, am God. Praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself. Then all shall be Great, as I am Great. The End."”

Long Ends Fans Trump Worship Praise Versions Adore

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?”

People Jobs President Trump Fame Claims Being The Best Best Job Firing

Author:Michael R. Burch

“The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"”

Rights Movement Trump Overcoming Campaigns Civil Rights Slogans Civil Rights Movement

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Rand Paul tried hard to upstage Donald Trump at the first debate, talking tough about his guns and his right not to register them. But with his pixie-ish perm, Paul does not impress me as the gunslinger type. Rand Paul is the RuPaul of politics. He would do better to defend his right to carry an unregistered blow-dryer and curling irons.”

Firsts Doe Hard Talking Type Trump Gun Tough Blow Debate Iron Impress Register Gunslinger Pixies Dryers Perms

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.”

Running Worry Trump Kings Lists Partners No Worries Kramer

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.”

Ends Shows Reality Running President Trump Presidential Incompetent Humiliated Apprentice Reality Shows

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.”

Names Changed Trump Clown

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed”

Found Support Trump Insult Feds Fed Up

Author:Michael R. Burch

“When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.”

Force President Technology Hair Trump Ego Massive Jet Air Force

Author:Michael R. Burch

“What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.”

Trump Enormous Ass

Author:Michael R. Burch

“What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.”

Running President Trump Cards Comedian

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Trump's last name is an omen that he'll win the Republican nomination, since "trump" means "triumph." One might suggest that this will constitute the triumph of insanity over reason, except that none of the other Republican candidates make any sense either. Trump just makes them seem less crazy by comparison.”

Mean Reason Seems Might Lasts Winning Names Crazy Trump Republican Triumph Insanity Candidates Comparison Nominations Omen

Author:Michael R. Burch

“Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.”

People Want Problem Trump Solutions Appeals Trumpets

Author:Michael R. Burch

“C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.”

Has Beens Kids Lines Trump Tough Slave China Chinese Clothings Lefties Clothing Line

Author:Michael R. Burch

About the Author

Born: February 19, 1958
Known for: Poet
Quotes: 44

Related Topics

Trump President Ifs People Political Running Ends Hair Has Beens Tough Worship Appeals Cards Hell Lines Long Names Party Republican Seems

Popular Topics

People Ifs Thinking Knows Men World Way Want Love Life Inspirational Needs Giving Feels Should Writing Trying Years Mind Firsts

Books & Sources

Similar Authors

Kellyanne ConwayBrowse related quotes
Michelle GoldbergBrowse related quotes
George StephanopoulosBrowse related quotes
Chuck ToddBrowse related quotes
Margaret HooverBrowse related quotes
Allan NairnBrowse related quotes
Chris HayesBrowse related quotes
Don GonyeaBrowse related quotes
Jack DromeyBrowse related quotes
Steve KornackiBrowse related quotes