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“Trump's last name is an omen that he'll win the Republican nomination, since "trump" means "triumph." One might suggest that this will constitute the triumph of insanity over reason, except that none of the other Republican candidates make any sense either. Trump just makes them seem less crazy by comparison.”

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Michael R. Burch

Michael R. Burch is an American poet known for his unique poetic style and profound social commentary. His works often explore human conditions and social issues through humor and satire, gaining popularity among readers. more

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