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“Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.”

Quote by Michael R. Burch

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Michael R. Burch

Michael R. Burch is an American poet known for his unique poetic style and profound social commentary. His works often explore human conditions and social issues through humor and satire, gaining popularity among readers. more

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