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“Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.”

Quote by Michael R. Burch

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Michael R. Burch

Michael R. Burch is an American poet known for his unique poetic style and profound social commentary. His works often explore human conditions and social issues through humor and satire, gaining popularity among readers. more

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