“Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.” Quote by Michael R. Burch
“I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.” WantNamesTrumpRight NowJokesDryVenues Author:Stephen Colbert
“Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.” ChildrenLinesCompanyTrumpHeirsBankruptcyBusted Author:Michael R. Burch
“These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.” EndsTrumpProphetEnd TimesDoom Author:Michael R. Burch
“Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.” Has BeensPoliticalNotesCards Author:Michael R. Burch
“President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.” KnowsHas BeensPresidentPresident Obama Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.” IfsRunningPartyHairTrumpRepublicanTreats Author:Michael R. Burch
“Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.” GovernmentHairTrumpCandidacy Author:Michael R. Burch
“Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.” TrumpToughAppealsWigsGoing Gets Tough Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?” PrinciplesTakenTrumpDepthHeightPeterUnprecedented Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.” ThinkingStatesSecretTrumpHusbandAccused Author:Michael R. Burch