“A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.”
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Famous Groucho Marx Quotes
“I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.”
“Por el mero hecho de existir la gente se cree con derecho a ser feliz.”
“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
Source: Groucho And Me
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
“Room service? Send up a larger room." [A Night at the Opera]”
“My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.”
Source: Beds
Source: Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover
“Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.”
“I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.”
“Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.”
“In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.”
“Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!”
“It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.”
Source: Groucho And Me
“Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman”
“I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.”