Best Smoking A Pipe Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“The best pictures are always those one dreams of when one is smoking a pipe in bed, but which never get done. But still one ought to try, however incompetent one may feel before the unspeakable perfection and radiant splendour of nature.”

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Book:Van Gogh on Art and Artists: Letters to Emile Bernard

Source: Van Gogh on Art and Artists: Letters to Emile Bernard

“I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.”

Littles Two Form Sleep Deals Drink Percent Hundred Smoke Smoking Cigar Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking

Author:Winston Churchill

“Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.”

Choices Given Smoking Cigar Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking

Author:Groucho Marx

“The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan.”

Thinking Men He Man Smoke Sage Pipe Tobacco Smokers Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking Samaritans

Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“Yes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor's spite; Thy clouds all other clouds dispel And lap me in delight.”

Wells Social Doctors Clouds Delight Thee Smoking Spite Cigarette Lap Pipe Tobacco Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking

Author:Charles Sprague Sargent

“Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!”

“I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.”

Wells One Day Smoke Smoking Cigarette Gave Up Tobacco Oh Well Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke Giving Up Smoking

Author:Benny Hill

“Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.”

Eye Sticks Smoking Cigarette Patches Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Nicotine Funny Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Bill Hicks

“A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.”

Thinking Looks Greater Like You Smoking Pipe Smoking A Pipe Bongs

Author:Demetri Martin

“What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.”

Needs America Five Smoking Cents Cigar Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking

Author:Thomas R. Marshall

“If you can't send money, send tobacco.”

Ifs Smoking Tobacco Cigar Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking

Author:George Washington

“Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.”

Source: Lump It Or Leave It

“A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”

Funny Marriage Smoke Smoking Cigarette Scorn Pipe Tobacco Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Rudyard Kipling

“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.”

Life Funny Women Pleasure Negative Smoke Smoking Occasional Cigar Funny Women Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking

Author:Groucho Marx

“I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.”

Men Littles Literature Fire Pieces Paper Mouths Glad Each Day Smoking Dozen Cigarette Mars Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking

Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.”

Funny Causes Smoking Statistics Cigarette Tobacco Quit Smoking Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Lung Cancer Funny Smoking Leading Causes Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke No Smoking Giving Up Smoking

Author:Liza Minnelli

“I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.”

Knows Know How Smoking Marijuana Pipe Tobacco Chewing Smoking A Pipe Chewing Tobacco

Author:Hank Sauer

“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.”

Made Funny Literature Made It Smoke Smoking Tobacco Cigar Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Smoking And Drinking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking

Author:Mark Twain

“There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.”

Hands Seems Funny America Humorous Gun Circles Smoking Acceptable Cigarette Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking

Author:Katharine Whitehorn

“You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?”

“It was hypnotic, and then it was unsettling, and finally I became aware of another entity in my universe, sitting on the shore two hundred yards away, smoking a pipe.”

Two Universe Hundred Sitting Smoking Shore Entity Yards Pipe Hypnotic Smoking A Pipe

Book:O Jerusalem

Source: O Jerusalem

“I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.”

“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.”

Two Fronts Sweet Sitting My Favorite Smoking Pot Weed Marijuana Pipe Favorites Things Porch Hemp Smoking Weed Smoking A Pipe Harmonicas Front Porches Pipe Smoking Smokin Weed

Author:Abraham Lincoln

“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.”

Men Cures Smoking Marijuana Cigarette Tobacco Swine Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke No Smoking

Author:George D. Prentice

“To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.”

I Can Smoke Smoking Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke No Smoking

Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

Ifs Action Fire Assuming Smoking Appropriate Cigarette Tobacco Quit Smoking Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Stop Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Douglas Adams

“They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.”

Ifs Stills Hard Might Hard Work Cancer Smoke Smoking Cigarette Lungs Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Lung Cancer Pipe Smoking

Author:Mignon McLaughlin

“He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.”

Next Heaven Grief Known Smoke Smoking Cigarette Consolation Pipe Tobacco Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke No Smoking

Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.”

Men Pleasure Smoke Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Choke Felicity Embers Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Ben Jonson

“I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.”

“What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking, poisoning myself, killing myself slowly. Not so slowly maybe. I have all kinds of pains I don't want to know about and I know that's what they're from. But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.”

Ifs Knows Want Feels Wells Kind I Can Pain Killing All Kinds Smoke Well Being Smoking Poisoning Weird Things Cosy Smoking A Pipe Killing Myself

Book:The Turtle Diary

Source: The Turtle Diary

“Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.”

Smoking Cleaning Filling Pipe Tobacco Mischief Smokers Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking

Author:Bill Vaughan

“I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.”

Believe Humans I Believe Affair Calm Objectives Judgement Smoking Pipe Tobacco Smokers Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking

Author:Albert Einstein

“A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.”

Thinking Men Pleasure Wise He Man Source Philosopher Smoke Contemplation Smoking Companion Fountain Pipe Tobacco Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking Samaritans

Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.”

May Lasts Breaths Smoking Pipe Jest Smoking A Pipe Pipe Smoking

Author:Charles Lamb

“But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.”

Ifs Feels Funny Humorous Killing Smoke Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Cosy Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke Killing Myself

Book:The Turtle Diary

Source: The Turtle Diary

“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.”

Men Should Funny Sleep Activity Eating Humorous Enjoyment Smoking Cigar Smoking Cigars Interrupting Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Cuban Cigars

Author:Mark Twain

“OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don't suppose anyone smoking a pipe would have road rage, would they?”

Giving Littles Mental Health Rage Smoke Smoking Pauses Pipe Tobacco Smoking A Pipe Road Rage

Author:David Hockney

“A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.”

“I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself”

Want Believe Smoke Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Smoking Cigarettes Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Stop Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Barbara Kelly

“A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."”

“The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.”

Way Break Habit Smoking Bad Habits Cigar Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking

Author:Jack Nicholson

“If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.”

Ifs Taken Advice Doctors Quitting Smoking Funeral Cigar Quit Smoking Smokers Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking

Author:George Burns

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”

“Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.”

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.”

Firsts Sex Dangerous First Time Smoke Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Smokers Funny Sex Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Jay Leno

“I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.”

Smoke Smoking Moderation Cigar Temperance Pernicious Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe

Book:Great Speeches by Mark Twain

Source: Great Speeches by Mark Twain

“Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.”

Ifs Identity Smoking Cigar Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking

Author:Charles Dickens

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