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“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”

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Woody Allen, born Alan Stewart Konigsberg, is an American film producer, screenwriter, director, and actor. Known for his unique brand of humor and insightful social commentary, he is one of the most influential creators in modern film history. Alan Stewart Konigsberg was born on December 1, 1935, in Brooklyn, New York. His filmography spans a wide range of genres, including comedy, drama, and noir. more

“Notions of property, value, ownership, and the nature of wealth itself are changing more fundamentally than at any time since the Sumerians first poked cuneiform into wet clay and called it stored grain ... few people are aware of the enormity of this shift and fewer of them are lawyers or public officials.”

People Firsts Values Change Wealth Property Notion Lawyer Officials Fewer Wet Grain Ownership Clay Public Officials Sumerians Cuneiform

Author:John Perry Barlow

“Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.”

Children Names Simple Tree Dog Six Adults Surprise Delight Christmas Holiday Screws Presentation Forks Christmas Tree Shrimp

Author:Erma Bombeck

“For children, Christmas is anticipation. For adults, Christmas is memory.”

Children Memories Adults Christmas Anticipation Children Christmas

Author:Eric Sevareid

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