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“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”

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Author:Benjamin Franklin
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“Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.”

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Book:THE ART OF LOVING
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“We mistakenly assume that if our partners love us they will react and behave in certain ways - the ways we react and behave when we love someone.”

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Book:Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus: A Practical Guide for Improving Communication and Getting What You Want in Your Relationships
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“Every person, all the events of your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.”

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Book:Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah
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“Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude.”

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Author:William James
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“Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.”

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Book:Memories, dreams, reflections
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“I have a funny relationship to language. When I came to California when I was three I spoke Urdu fluently and I didn't speak a word of English. Within a few months I lost all my Urdu and spoke only English and then I learned Urdu all over again when I was nine. Urdu is my first language but it's not as good as my English and it's sort of become my third language. English is my best language but was the second language I learned.”

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Author:Mohsin Hamid
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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

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Author:Groucho Marx
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“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.”

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Author:W. Somerset Maugham
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“The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image. Otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.”

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Author:Thomas Merton
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“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”

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Author:Michel de Montaigne
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“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.”

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Book:Pleasures and days: and other writings
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“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”

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Author:Jack Benny
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“For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.”

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Book:Rilke on Love and Other Difficulties: Translations and Considerations
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