Source: Advice from a Failure
Funny Being Single Quotes
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Funny Being Single Quotes
“Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.”
Source: Memories, dreams, reflections
“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”
“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.”
“When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.”
“I'm single because I was born that way.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“I love being single. It's almost like being rich.”
Source: D is for Deadbeat
“I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.”
“I don't like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.”
“To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only pleasing solitude.”
Source: The spectator
“By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.”
Source: The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde
“Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.”
“The ideal man is his own best friend and takes delight in privacy.”