Bachelorhood Quotes
Browse 26 quotes about Bachelorhood.
Bachelorhood Quotes
“They say bachelors have all the fun. Not so. You just get old and full of sand, nasty.”
“The best thing for a bachelor is to get a wife who will really cooperate in the great work.”
“...and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.”
“The four food groups of bachelorhood: Frozen, Cold Cuts, Breakfast Cereal, and Takeout.”
“Cannot put a finger on what precedes the other, bachelor/spinsterhood or self-obsession.”
“This is not an apartment in which fresh vegetables are consumed. It smells like a dead spice rack.”
“Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
“A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.”
“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
“I'm single because I was born that way.”
“I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.”