“You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in”
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Funniest Love Quotes
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?”
Source: Self Esteem A Family Affair
“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
“If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.”
“First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.”
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.”
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.”
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Source: The Canterville Ghost and Other Stories
“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.”
Source: Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed
“You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”