“You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.”
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Famous Alan King Quotes
“You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.”
“My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.”
“Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.”
“If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.”
“A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!”
“I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.”
“I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.”
“I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.”
“If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.”
“It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.”
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“My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'”
“My son says I never tell stories about anyone who's living.”
“One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.'”
“The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.”