Best Salami Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I started to crawl off; then I remembered my leftover pizza, and I peeled off the salami, pepperoni, and anchovies and placed them on the CD tray (whicn no one used these days with flash drives around)on Boone's computer. I hit the close button and watched the smelly part of my delicious dinner slide away. Boone would have a great time wondering 'where's that smell coming from?”

Humor Funny Comedy Mystery Revenge Pizza Salami Anchovies

Book:Iced Chiffon

Source: Iced Chiffon

“One of our neighbors is a salami distributor, and they pretty well - I mean, we used their salami to make a rocket engine out of. They just look at us and they're amused, they're fine with it.”

Wells Looks Mean Used Fine Neighbor Engines Rockets Amused Distributors Salami

Author:Jamie Hyneman

“As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.”

Ifs Sex Pleasure Eggs Salami

Author:Alan King

“Most people put their childhood away as if it was an old hat. They forget it as if it was a phone number that does not apply anymore. They think about their life as if it was a salami which they are eating slice by slice and then they become grown-ups, but what are they now? Only those who grow up and still remain children are real human beings.”

People Ifs Thinking Humans Children Doe Stills Real Grows Human Beings Forget Numbers Growing Up Childhood Eating Phones Hats Forget It Phone Numbers Real Human Salami

Author:Erich Kastner

“While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.”

People Knows Facts Christian Practice Balls Christian Faith Kosher Salami

Author:Jackie Mason

“As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a steak. I want me a pork chop. I want me a lamb chop, even a piece of duck every once in awhile. We used to have ham and salami, all that crazy stuff.”

Want Used Stuff Pieces Crazy Right Now Meat Vegetarian Want Me Ducks Lambs Steak Pork Ham Pork Chops Salami

Author:Sharon Jones

“I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.”

Looks Long Stills Bigs Night Gains Weight Bags Chickens Every Night Cheese Cookies Fried Chicken Oatmeal Raisins Salami Oatmeal Cookies

Author:Ellen Barkin

“Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.”

Complexes Inferiority Inferiority Complex Baloney Salami

Book:My Point...And I Do Have One

Source: My Point...And I Do Have One

“On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.”

Source: The Very Hungry Caterpillar

“Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!”

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Author:Dave Niehaus

“The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.”

Way Dies Cases Tree Drink Drinking Blow Best Way Beer Bologna Salami

Author:Art Donovan

“In the middle of this it was good to have some moments in which whatever was left of you could sit in silence. When you could remember. When the evidence that had gathered could be sorted. And it was a difficulty if another person imagined these moments were their property. Your life got sliced from two sides like a supermarket salami until there was nothing left in the middle. You were the bits that had been given away right and left to others. Because they wanted the piece of you that belonged to them. Because they wanted more. Because they wanted passion. And you did not have it.”

“I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami.”

Writing Trying Salami

Author:Stephen King

“I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called.”

Thinking Knows Play Court Lifetime Supreme Supreme Court Appointments Salami

Author:Howard Dean

“Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.”

Should Cutting Cold Sandwiches Stingy Salami

Author:Allan Sherman

“I don't take notes; I don't outline, I don't do anything like that. I just flail away at the goddamn thing. I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. You can't sell it as caviar.”

Writing Trying Sells Notes Outlines Caviar Salami

Author:Stephen King

“To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami.”

May Seems Cutting Strange Edges Traditional Pigs Cutting Edge Salami

Author:Mario Batali