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Famous Art Donovan Quotes
“I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.”
“You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.”
“I was 17 pounds when I was born. My mother couldn't walk for three weeks.”
“The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.”
“We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.”