Best Cheeseburger Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Money is a chameleon. It can transform itself into any representation. Sometimes money looks like a pile of cheeseburgers, and other times it looks like a used car, but in both cases it's still money presented as an equal of something not like itself at all.”

Money Chameleon Deal Cheeseburger Exchange Used Car

Book:Me and memes and memories

Source: Me and memes and memories

“McDonalds used to be my favorite place to eat, until my metabolism changed in my late 30s. Before that, I would have no hesitation about walking into McDonalds and getting two cheeseburgers and fries and enjoying every last bite.”

Two Lasts Used Enjoy Changed Walking Late My Favorite Used To Be Bites Hesitation Mcdonalds Fries Metabolism Cheeseburger Favorite Places

Author:Andy Cohen

“I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.”

Chicago Pizza Cheeseburger

Author:Jake M. Johnson

“I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.”

Dog Hot Vegetables Pizza Hot Dog Cheeseburger Spam

Author:Art Donovan

“The Mars Polar Lander cost the average American the price of half a cheeseburger. A human lander would cost the average American more - perhaps even ten cheeseburgers! So be it. That is no great sacrifice.”

Humans Half Sacrifice Cost Ten Average Mars Cheeseburger Great Sacrifice

Author:Jonah Goldberg

“Corporations! It's like there are these gigantic monsters living among us, and we don't mind that they're monsters because when we look at them they smile and hand us cheeseburgers. That's nuts.”

Mind Looks Hands Monsters Corporations Nuts Cheeseburger

Author:Max Barry

“In restaurants where they serve frog's legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it away? You never see "frog torsos" on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley? I wouldn't want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheeseburger and open the lid on that”

Want Body Guy Legs Restaurants Homeless Garbage Frogs Alleys Unfinished Menus Cheeseburger Torso Garbage Cans

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“I try to eat healthy. But sometimes, though, I eat cheeseburgers. Thats good for the soul. I make sure to balance everything out. I drink tons of water.”

Trying Soul Sometimes Water Balance Drink Healthy Cheeseburger

Author:Gal Gadot

“When I'm not working I'm a slug - a full slug. I am not good at the in-between. I'm either fever-pitched or want to just pass out on a beach with a really sleazy book and eat a cheeseburger.”

Want Book Beach Fever Slugs Cheeseburger Sleazy

Author:Michael Kors

“You dont have to eat a whole cheeseburger, just take a piece of the cheeseburger.”

Whole Pieces Cheeseburger

Author:Guy Fieri

“Shane Warne's idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand”

Ideas Hands Diets Balanced Cricket Shane Cheeseburger Cricket Funny Balanced Diet

Author:Ian Healy

“A lot of people think I'm snotty. So what? They never asked me out when I was serving cheeseburgers.”

People Thinking Serving Cheeseburger

Author:Cathy Moriarty

“I would fly to Los Angeles just for a cheeseburger with pickles and extra tomatoes from In-N-Out.”

Extras Los Angeles Tomatoes Pickles Cheeseburger

Author:Zoe Kravitz

“I used to sit in front of McDonald's and ask people for dollars to get me a cheeseburger. It was bad.”

People Used Asks Fronts Dollars Mcdonalds Cheeseburger

Author:T-Pain

“James Dean taught me not to speed, River Phoenix taught me not to DO speed, and Marlon Brando taught me to slow down on the cheeseburgers.”

Taught Rivers Speed Slow Down Dean Phoenix Brando Cheeseburger

Author:Emile Hirsch

“I'm good with a grill. I like to make cheeseburgers - I once read in a David Goodis crime novel that you're only supposed to flip a burger once.”

Novel Crime Flip Burgers Cheeseburger Crime Novels

Author:Noah Baumbach

“Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. "Cheeseburgers?" "Nope! We got spaghetti, and blankets."”

Way May Ends Humor Funny Owners Participation Stubborn Vary Blanket Mcdonalds Spaghetti Cheeseburger

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“My favorite meal to make for myself is meatloaf.I prepare the the ground beef (I don't use anything else) and flatten it out so it's about 1/2 inch thick, then I spread shredded cheddar all over it, then I roll it up. It's amazing. Like a big cheeseburger.”

Use Bigs My Favorite Spread Meals Over It Thick Inches Beef Cheeseburger Cheddar Meatloaf

Author:Tim Gunn

“That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.”

Ifs Giving Humor Bigs Funny Jesus Sides Black Son Walking Right Now Give Me Died Glad Fats Beer Damn Guts Jerusalem Fries French Fries Cheeseburger

Author:Denis Leary

“Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers.”

Awful Chocolate Cake Jerk Fries French Fries Cheeseburger Chocolate Cake Nutritionist

Author:Sally Field

“As soon as I came to L.A., I was told that I was exotic. I'd think, But I'm from Miami! I'm as American as a cheeseburger!”

Thinking Exotic Miami Cheeseburger

Author:Genesis Rodriguez

“I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics.”

Made Fortune Cheeseburger

Author:Francois Hollande

“I think it's too soon to say that, and I think, basically - most of the people that I ran across and most of the studies that I saw suggest people don't go to McDonald's to eat healthy food. They go to eat fries and cheeseburgers.”

People Thinking Study Saws Healthy Ran Mcdonalds Fries Healthy Food Cheeseburger

Author:Michael Specter

“Your dollar cheeseburger isn't a dollar if you factor in what it's going to cost in health care.”

Ifs Care Cost Dollars Factors Health Care Cheeseburger

Author:Michael Specter

“You know what ambrosia tastes like? It tastes like all the things you can't eat on Weight Watchers. Cheeseburgers, sugar cookies, regular freaking ice cream instead of, like, ice cream that's made out of air and human hope.”

Knows Humans Made Air Taste Weight Ice Sugar Cream Ice Cream Cookies Watchers Cheeseburger Ambrosia Weight Watchers Sugar Cookies

Author:John Green

“Perhaps one feels more pain when parents are there. It's like when you're hungry, you know, it's worse to get a symbol of a cheeseburger than no cheeseburger at all. It doesn't do you any good, you know.”

Knows Feels Pain Parent Hungry Symbols Cheeseburger

Author:Yoko Ono

“I'm on a health kick! I'm drawn to cheeseburgers, so I've got to just try and keep it on an even keel.”

Trying Kicks Cheeseburger Keel

Author:Emily Blunt

“I love cheeseburgers and chocolate - milk, not dark, and hot chocolate with marshmallows in the winter!”

Dark Hot Winter Chocolate Milk Cheeseburger Marshmallow Hot Chocolate Dark Chocolate Chocolate Milk

Author:Nina Dobrev

“Hollywood, to hear some writers tell it, is the place where they take an author's steak tartare and make cheeseburger out of it. Upon seeing the film, they say, the author promptly cuts his throat, bleeding to death in a pool of money.”

Film Cutting Seeing Hollywood Throat Pool Bleeding Steak Cheeseburger

Author:Fletcher Knebel

“Me and my cheeseburgers are insane.”

Insane Cheeseburger

Author:Naya Rivera

“I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!”

Want Owners Rebellious Mcdonalds Spaghetti Cheeseburger

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“The first American word that I learned was cheeseburger. And the first sentence I learned was, "I'm sorry but we don't serve breakfast after 12 o'clock."”

Firsts Sorry Sentences Clock Breakfast I'm Sorry Cheeseburger

Author:Callan McAuliffe

“As guilty and fun as it is to go through a drive-thru and get a cheeseburger or whatever, I just feel like you can make your own burger at home. You know what's going into it. You know where it came from. And it's just easy to go back and forth to those drive-thrus. Just kick that habit!”

Knows Feels Home Fun Easy Like You Habit Guilty Kicks Back And Forth Burgers Cheeseburger Drive Thru

Author:Julianne Hough

“My weakness is pizza, any form of carbohydrate. I like junk carbohydrates, I like cheap greasy cheeseburgers, quality french fries.”

Form Quality Weakness Pizza Junk Fries French Fries Cheeseburger Carbohydrates

Author:Mary Tyler Moore

“Some decisions are obviously much more inconsequential than others. For example, let's say you choose the blue shirt over the red one; not much is likely to change. Red meat over white meat once a week won't likely make a huge difference in your health. But if you believe that grilled chicken is healthier than a cheeseburger, your lunch choice might cause you to pause; especially if you know that the cheeseburger also comes with fries and a large chocolate shake.”

“I go to the gym whenever I can. I actually have to eat to keep the weight on when I am working because I tend to lose too much weight. I like to workout. I don't cook. Not really, I like good restaurants. And sometimes I get back from work and it is too late to eat dinner so I just go straight to bed and I wake up the next morning starving and have to eat cheeseburgers for the pure energy. But in general I am a pretty healthy eater.”

Sometimes Energy Morning Healthy Wake Up Gym Workout Cheeseburger

Author:Rebecca Romijn

“Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.”

Men Genius Smart Hamburgers Cheeseburger Smart Man

Author:Matthew McConaughey

“'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.”

Thinking Has Beens Process Teacher Objects Educational Replaced Cheeseburger

Author:Terry Pratchett

“I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks.”

Want Week Vampire Cheeseburger

Author:Kristen Stewart

“Cheeseburger in paradise!”

Paradise Cheeseburger

Author:Jimmy Buffett

“I'm an absolute connoisseur of cheeseburgers and like to think that I can detect even mere percentages of shift in fat content in ground meat in a burger and can actually name the temperature to which it was actually cooked to the degree if I'm, you know, really on my game.”

Ifs Thinking Knows I Can Games Names Degrees Absolutes Mere Fats Meat Percentages Temperature Burgers Connoisseur Cheeseburger

Author:Alton Brown

“I take pleasure in the little things. Double cheeseburgers, those are good, the sky ten minutes before it rains,the moment your laugh turns into a cackle. And I sit here, and smoke my Camel straights, and I ride my own melt.”

Littles Moments Turns My Own Pleasure Laughing Sky Minutes Ten Rain Smoke Little Things Camels Cheeseburger

Author:Ethan Hawke

“You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster. "With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.”

Thinking Guy Innocent Cheat Heartbeat Outrage Muster Cheeseburger

Book:The Travis Family Series, Books 1-3: Blue-Eyed Devil, Smooth Taking Stranger and Sugar Daddy

Source: The Travis Family Series, Books 1-3: Blue-Eyed Devil, Smooth Taking Stranger and Sugar Daddy

“I’m going to grab a cheeseburger,” I told Patch. “Want anything?” “Nothing on the menu.” I smiled. “Why, Patch, are you flirting with me?”

Want Flirting Patches Menus Cheeseburger

Book:The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence; Finale

Source: The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence; Finale

“He's getting dumped. And he doesn't even know it yet. He's probably eating a cheeseburger or flossing or picking up his dry cleaning, and he has no idea. No inkling.”

Knows Ideas Eating No Idea Dry Cleaning Dumped Cheeseburger Dry Cleaning Flossing

Book:This Lullaby

Source: This Lullaby

“Myrnin:I could murder a cheeseburger right now Oliver:focus ya fool”

Focus Fool Right Now Murder Myrnin Cheeseburger

Author:Rachel Caine

“He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers”

Raised Coke Percy Jackson And The Olympians Cheeseburger

Author:Rick Riordan

“I like cheeseburgers too much to be a model.”

Too Much Models Cheeseburger

Book:Speak

Source: Speak

“I would kill for a cheeseburger. Honestly. If I stumbled across someone eating a cheeseburger, I would kill them for it.”

Ifs Eating Honestly Cheeseburger 5th Wave

Book:The 5th Wave

Source: The 5th Wave

“It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.”

Enough Facts Turns Vegetarian Cheeseburger

Book:The Demigod Diaries (Heroes of Olympus)

Source: The Demigod Diaries (Heroes of Olympus)

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