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Flossing Quotes

“I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes ... She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench ... She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing ... She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial.”

Giving Feels Looks Real Minutes Mom Flight Guilty Agents Bus Nurse Tides Estates Underwear Benches Relieved Palin Pepsi Bus Stops Estate Agents Flight Attendant Flossing

Author:David Letterman

“People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.”

People Knows Hard Know How Quitting Smoke Smoking Cigarette Quit Smoking Flossing

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.”

Long Humor Funny Hate Wish I Hate Separation Teeth Curvy Flossing

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“Like flossing, frequent engagement with a product, especially over a short period of time, increases the likelihood of forming new routines.”

Products Periods Increase Engagement Likelihood Flossing

Book:Hooked: How to Build Habit-Forming Products

Source: Hooked: How to Build Habit-Forming Products

“Personally, I hate flossing. So this is the first discipline I quit when I am stressed. But if I stop this one important habit, then I might be tempted to cheat on my eating plan, stay up too late, or skip my Bible reading. If I stay faithful in doing something that I don't enjoy, I tend to believe that I'm disciplined. Therefore, I eat better, go to bed on time, and stay in God's Word.”

“Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.”

Youth Fine Habit Grateful Wine Uniqueness Be Grateful Fine Wine Like Fine Wine Flossing

Book:I Was Told There'd Be Cake

Source: I Was Told There'd Be Cake

“I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?”

Song Internet Positive Atheism Teeth Insult Free Speech Cleaners Dental Dental Floss Flossing

Author:Frank Zappa

“It was hard to feel the right emotions at the right times. They didn’t come at all when you set a place for them, and they sacked when you weren’t ready, when you were just innocently flossing your teeth, for example, or eating a bowl of cereal.”

Life Feels Hard Emotion Example Ready Eating Teeth Bowls Right Time Cereal Flossing

Author:Ann Brashares

“He's getting dumped. And he doesn't even know it yet. He's probably eating a cheeseburger or flossing or picking up his dry cleaning, and he has no idea. No inkling.”

Knows Ideas Eating No Idea Dry Cleaning Dumped Cheeseburger Dry Cleaning Flossing

Book:This Lullaby

Source: This Lullaby

“There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.”

Author:Red Buttons

“When they mention great little things in life, they usually forget flossing.”

Littles Forget Little Things Things In Life Little Things In Life Flossing

Book:Unforgettable: A Son, a Mother, and the Lessons of a Lifetime

Source: Unforgettable: A Son, a Mother, and the Lessons of a Lifetime

“Surfing is kind of a good metaphor for the rest of life. The extremely good stuff - chocolate and great sex and weddings and hilarious jokes - fills a minute portion of an adult lifespan. The rest of life is the paddling: work, paying bills, flossing, getting sick, dying.”

Kind Life Is Sex Stuff Minutes Dying Jokes Adults Sick Bills Metaphor Chocolate Portions Surfing Rest Of Life Paddling Great Sex Flossing

Book:Saltwater Buddha: A Surfers Quest to Find Zen on the Sea (Large Print 16pt)

Source: Saltwater Buddha: A Surfers Quest to Find Zen on the Sea (Large Print 16pt)