“It makes me sad when I find sisters who aren't joyful. They might smile, but with just a smile they could be flight attendants!” MightFlightJoyfulFlight Attendant Author:Pope Francis
“Flight attendants all over the world saw 'Sex and the City.' Doesn't matter what country you are in. The flight attendants know Jack Berger.” KnowsWorldCountryMatterSexCitiesSawsFlightSex And The CityFlight Attendant Author:Ron Livingston
“As a child I wanted to be everything from a doctor, lawyer, flight attendant to an IT pro- fessional and could never make up my mind. I figured as an actor I'd get to play all these professions.” MindChildrenPlayWantedActorsDoctorsProfessionLawyerFlightFlight Attendant Author:Lavrenti Lopes
“There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.” TwoFeelingsEmotionJourneyEmotionalTravelTerrorFlyingPlanesBoredomFunny TravelGreat TravelPilots And FlyingTravellers FunnyFlight AttendantAirline Industry Author:Orson Welles
“I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes ... She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench ... She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing ... She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial.” GivingFeelsLooksRealMinutesMomFlightGuiltyAgentsBusNurseTidesEstatesUnderwearBenchesRelievedPalinPepsiBus StopsEstate AgentsFlight AttendantFlossing Author:David Letterman
“That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'” ShouldHomeWifeEventsStrangePleaseBedFlightCheatingComing HomeLocationEmergenciesExitFlight Attendant Author:Jay Leno
“Here I am.... You get the parts of me you like and also the parts that make you uncomfortable. You have to understand that other people's comfort is no longer my job. I am no longer a flight attendant.” PeopleJobsComfortFlightUncomfortableHere I AmFlight Attendant Author:Patricia Ireland
“Did you hear about this genius that got on a plane and set fire to his feet? Turns out he had bombs in his shoes and the problem all started when the flight attendants asked him nicely to extinguish his feet. He was wearing exploding sneakers. The new Nike Air-Jihads!” ProblemTurnsFireAirFeetGeniusShoesFlightPlanesBombsJihadExplodingSneakersNikeFlight Attendant Author:David Letterman
“Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either.” NeedsFunnyFlightSeatsAviationAirplaneBeltsMuhammadSeat BeltsFlight Attendant Author:Clifton Fadiman
“Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?” DoeHumorSeemsFunnyDivorceFlightGoing Through DivorceFlight Attendant Author:Natasha Leggero
“I've always wanted to travel. My mom was a geography queen, I knew the atlas, and I looked at her pictures of all her world travels because she traveled a lot before I was born, with my brother. I was always so jealous. I kind of chose a job that would be a way I could see the world without having to pay for it. I'm not going to be a flight attendant. I'm way too busy to be that.” WorldWayKindWould BeWantedJobsBornPayBrotherMomBusyMy MomFlightQueensMy BrotherJealousTraveledGeographyToo BusyTravel The WorldAtlasFlight Attendant Author:Le1f
“Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.” NamesFlightPlanesPilotsFlight Attendant Author:David Spade
“The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me.” KnowsFirstsMayRunningGuyOfficeAidsFlightFlight Attendant Author:Bill Burr
“Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.” FirstsClassFlightDamnTicketsContestsFirst ClassFlight Attendant Author:J. B. Smoove
“Hillary Clinton flew with President Bush to New York City on Tuesday. She was amazed at the changes aboard Air Force One. For eight years she believed that flight attendants couldn't wear clothes because it made the plane too heavy.” YearsMadeForcePresidentCitiesAirNew YorkClothesClintonHeavyEightFlightPlanesNew York CityAmazedPresident BushFlewTuesdayAir ForceFlight AttendantAir Force One Author:Argus Hamilton
“Maybe careers aren’t something you can really plan for. They just sort of happen, like brown eyes or flat feet. I took one of those career aptitude tests last year, and it showed that I should be a flight attendant or a seamstress. Not a fashion designer or anything, mind you, but a sweatshop worker. Apparently stewardesses and sweatshop workers and I enjoy a lot of the same interests and activities.” ShouldYearsMindHappensEyeLastsEnjoyInterestCareersPlansFeetFashionActivityTestsWorkersFlightDesignerBrownFlatsLast YearFashion DesignerAptitudeBrown EyesSweatshopsStewardessFlight AttendantAptitude Test Author:Susan Juby
“Superman don't need no seat belt.” NeedsGreatnessSeatsAirplaneBeltsSeat BeltsFlight Attendant Author:Muhammad Ali
“My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I decided to get myself a job where I could travel. I did it for two years and had great fun.” YearsFirstsTwoWantedJobsFunCollegeDecidedFlightTwo YearsFlight Attendant Author:Jacqueline Winspear
“Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane.' I said, 'If I have a stroke on a plane, I hope the pretend doctor isn't the one on the plane. I want a real doctor.'” IfsWantSaidRealNew YorkDoctorsMedicalYesterdayFlyingFlightPlanesStrokesTranquilityAeroplanesFlight Attendant Author:Anthony Edwards
“My grandmother was, back when they called them 'stewardesses,' a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything was under control.” LittlesBallsFlightGrandmotherUniformsMy GrandmotherBack WhenStewardessFlight Attendant Author:Erika Christensen