Best Going Through Divorce Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“For anyone going through a divorce or any other painful challenge, the first and most important recommendation I can make is to find some kind of spiritual and emotional support.”

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Author:Alana Stewart

“In the last few years, losing my father, going through a divorce and not getting some jobs I really wanted, is making me a much more interesting person, I think. This all really does feel like a rebirth, a new chapter.”

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Author:John Stamos

“Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through.”

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Author:Emily Doskow

“I'm going through a divorce now. This is the second one, and like baseball, I'm not gonna get three strikes. I've been living by myself for five years and I'm very comfortable. I can play my guitar when I want to.”

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Author:Buddy Guy

“Initiating and going through a divorce with four kids can be a brutal experience, but also a tempering one. It gave me perspective and insight to be able to find the love of my life.”

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Author:Tony Robbins

“We deal with people that are going through divorces and that are facing life-threatening illnesses, and I'm giving them hope. And to me, I don't think there's anything "lite" about that.”

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Author:Joel Osteen

“People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking and it hurts really bad. It can really mess with your head.”

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Author:David Arquette

“Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?”

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Author:Natasha Leggero

“It's important to prepare audience for the worst in life. People come to forget their problems, and it's my job, right before I leave, to go, "Don't forget: You're going through a divorce and there's a recession." It's always good to end on a pensive note.”

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Author:Eugene Mirman

“I can usually tell when a woman is going through a divorce because they look so gaunt and tired and sad. It's just a huge sadness. It's horrible. It's like death. You mourn, but the person's still there.”

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Author:Andie MacDowell

“Going through a divorce after twenty-five years of marriage was the most difficult time for me. It was challenging to reorient my life from being centered around family, a family home, and a long-term relationship.”

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Author:Tim Matheson

“It was tough when people would say, "Aren't you so excited?" about the new show and I couldn't really say, "Yes, well, I'm going through a divorce right now, too."”

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Author:Larry Wilmore

“I mean everyone is going to have an opinion. But the fact is, is many people have been critical or judgmental, which is almost a double whammy, as if the pain of going through a divorce is not enough, then to have what you want - embrace and support.”

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Author:Paula White

“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.”

Source: Mary, Mary

“The stories I would hear from men who were going through divorces and in child custody battles, the lies their wives told about them being predators, that they had fondled or abused the children, and these guys didn't know what to do. It wasn't true. They had no idea how to combat it. And I said, "A large part of this is modern feminism. You've gotta understand it."”

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Author:Rush Limbaugh

“I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken - and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived.”

Source: Gone with the wind

“Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.”

Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People

“In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.”

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Author:Garry Trudeau

“You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.”

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Author:Mike Tyson

“Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.”

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Author:Richard Wagner

“Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”

“It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.”

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Book:The collected works of Abraham Lincoln

Source: The collected works of Abraham Lincoln

“Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.”

Source: Fly Away Home

“To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.”

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Author:James Caan

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“The gem cannot be polished without friction nor man without trials.”

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Author:Confucius

“I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.”

Source: Agatha Christie: An Autobiography

“She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.”

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Author:Tommy Manville

“Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.”

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Author:Fred Savage

“Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.”

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Book:American Mom: Motherhood, Politics, and Humble Pie

Source: American Mom: Motherhood, Politics, and Humble Pie

“Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.”

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Author:Bob Hastings

“A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.”

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Author:Elinor Glyn

“Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.”

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Author:Evan Esar

“Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.”

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Book:Humorous English: a guide to comic usage, jocular speech and writing, and witty grammar

Source: Humorous English: a guide to comic usage, jocular speech and writing, and witty grammar

“A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.”

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Author:Mickey Rooney

“I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.”

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Author:Lenny Clarke

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.”

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