“God gave man a brain and a penis, but not enough blood to run both at the same time.”
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Famous Robin Williams Quotes
“As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.”
“My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.”
“If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.”
“Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.”
“Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.”
“I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.”
“We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.”
“With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.”