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Famous Robin Williams Quotes
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”
“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
“We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.”
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”
“You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.”
“The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.”
“When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'”
“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.”
“Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.”
“People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'”
“Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.”
“I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.”