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“Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.”

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Robin Williams was an American actor, comedian, writer, and producer. Known for his unique sense of humor and acting skills, he won multiple awards, including the Academy Award for Best Actor. Williams' career spanned film, television, and stage performances, with some of his most famous roles including John Keating in 'Dead Poets Society' and Stuart Little in 'Stuart Little'. more

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