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“We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.”
“Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through.”
Source: Absalom, Absalom!
“Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
“A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.”
Source: Mary, Mary
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
“Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.”
“In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.”
Source: Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.
“Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.”
Source: Fly Away Home
Source: The Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated Edition): Novels, Short Stories, Memoir, Travel Books, Letters, Biography, Articles & Speeches: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn, Life on the Mississippi, Yankee in King Arthur's Court…
Source: The Travis Family Series, Books 1-3: Blue-Eyed Devil, Smooth Taking Stranger and Sugar Daddy
“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”
Source: A Quiet Knowing
“Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.”
Source: Bouncing back: I've survived everything-- and I mean everything-- and you can too!
“The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.”
“Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.”
“She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.”
Source: The tugman's passage
“Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.”
Source: American Mom: Motherhood, Politics, and Humble Pie
“I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.”
Source: Fear and Conventionality
“Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.”
Source: August: Osage County (TCG Edition)
“Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.”
“Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.”
“My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.”
Source: Selected Writings
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations