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“Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.”

Quote by Craig Ferguson

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Source: Abhorsen: Book three in the internationally bestselling fantasy series

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“She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.”

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“We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index,' he said. 'Don't ask me how. Once upon a time a really powerful magic field must have been generated here, and we're feeling the after-effects.' Precisely,' said a passing bush.”

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“Contrary to popular belief and hope, people don't usually come running when they hear a scream. That's not how humans work. Humans look at other humans and say, 'Did you hear a scream?' because the first scream might have been you screaming inside your head, or a horse backfiring.”

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Source: Unseen Academicals: (Discworld Novel 37)

“Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.”

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Source: Unseen Academicals: (Discworld Novel 37)

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