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“Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.”

Quote by Terry Pratchett

Book:Unseen Academicals: (Discworld Novel 37)

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Unseen Academicals: (Discworld Novel 37)

In this 37th installment of the Discworld series, Terry Pratchett weaves a tale that combines elements of fantasy, comedy, and social commentary. The story follows the adventures of the wizard Rincewind and the tourist Twoflower as they encounter a peculiar academic institution and its unconventional approach to learning. The novel delves into the complexities of education, the nature of magic, and the quest for understanding, all while maintaining Pratchett's signature wit and humor. more

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Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett was a British author renowned for his fantasy novel series, 'Discworld'. His works are appreciated for their unique humor and profound philosophical insights. Pratchett's contributions to literature extend beyond fantasy, encompassing science fiction, humor, and children's literature. more

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