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Famous Bill Burr Quotes
“I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.”
“I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.”
“Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.”
“If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.”
“Acting in a sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups.”
“Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?”
“Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.”
“You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.”
