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“Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.”

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Author:Demetri Martin

“Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not really in love with but for some reason you married, and you got a couple kids, and you got a job you hate. You'll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There's no risk when you go after a dream. There's a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.”

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Author:Bill Burr

“Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?”

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Author:LIZ

“Let no man's deathbed be a futon.”

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Author:Demetri Martin

“I imagined myself living in New York in some sort of open, large but sparse studio apartment with a lot of blond wood and a futon on the floor and a bubbling samovar of tea in the background and a big beard - living alone but with my beard - and doing theater. That's what I thought my life would be.”

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Author:Stephen Colbert

“There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.”

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Author:Demetri Martin

“I don't need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I'll be the happiest camper.”

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Author:Ricky Martin

“Bran was stripping her futon down to the bare mattress when she entered her apartment. It was sort of like watching the president mowing the White House lawn or taking out the trash.”

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Book:Cry Wolf

Source: Cry Wolf

“I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!”

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Book:Little Earthquakes

Source: Little Earthquakes

“Simon turned to Jordan, who was lying down across the futon, his head propped against one of the woven throw pillows. "How much of that did you hear?" "Enough to gather that we're going to a party tonight," said Jordan. "I heard about the Ironworks event. I'm not in the Garroway pack, so I wasn't invited." "I guess you're coming as my date now." Simon shoved the phone back into his pocket. "I'm secure enough in my masculinity to accept that," said Jordan. "We'd better get you something nice to wear, though," he called as Simon headed back into his room. "I want you to look pretty.”

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Book:City of Fallen Angels

Source: City of Fallen Angels

“Tofu and futons. The adepts of Orientalism seem to spend most of their lives reclining. They can't quite summon the energy to crawl up onto a chair. Even their Yogic exercises are carried out in a prone or sitting position.”

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Book:A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

“Sometimes I'd see my father, walking past my building on his way to another nowhere. I could have given him a key, offered a piece of my floor. A futon. A bed. But I never did. If I let him inside I would become him, the line between us would blur, my own slow-motion car wreck would speed up. The slogan on the side of a moving company truck read TOGETHER WE ARE GOING PLACES--modified by a vandal or a disgruntled employee to read TOGETHER WE ARE GOING DOWN. If I went to the drowning man the drowning man would pull me under. I couldn't be his life raft.”

“I would have gone to law school, or gotten a psychology degree. I wasn't interested in sleeping on a futon forever. And what happened is I walked into auditions, and I had nothing to lose, because I had a backup plan.”

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Author:Julianna Margulies

“Nobody believes it, but I slept on a futon till I was 13.”

Author:Balthazar Getty