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Famous LIZ Quotes
“Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.”
“My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.”
“I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.”
“If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.”
“There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!”
“Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.”
“Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.”
“Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.”
“You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?”
“Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.”
“My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.”
“You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.”
“All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.”
“If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.”
“I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!”
“I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?”
“Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?”
“I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.”
“I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.”
“When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.”
“I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.”