Best Prom Night Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I lay down and started to feel a little depressed about prom. I refused to feel any kind of sadness over the fact that I wasn't going to prom, but I had - stupidly, embarrassingly - thought of finding Margo, and getting her to come home with me just in time for prom, like late on Saturday night, and we'd walk into the Hilton ballroom wearing jeans and ratty T-shirts, and we'd be just in time for the last dance, and we'd dance while everyone pointed at us and marveled at the return of Margo, and then we'd fox-trot the hell out of there and go get ice cream at Friendly's. So yes, like Ben, I harbored ridiculous prom fantasies. But at least I didn't say mine out loud.”

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Book:Paper Towns

Source: Paper Towns

“I have a car to drop us off." He pointed to a sleek, black Escalade, and a uniformed driver leaped out to open the doors. Ken leaned over and whispered, "Nice touch." Grace wondered when the last time was that New London had seen a chauffeur. Von must have booked the service through Green Bay. He always did know how to make the grand gesture. Like when he'd brought her three dozen pink roses to match her rose-colored chiffon prom dress. And then there was the crowning touch, a small box of fresh strawberries dipped in his family's legendary Vasser chocolate. She could still practically taste the berries, ripe and sweet, with the contrast of the bittersweet dark chocolate.”

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Book:The Recipe Box

Source: The Recipe Box

“I didnt get to go to prom; I was filming a death scene on my prom night. But I got to go to all the homecomings, and even the winter formals I got to go to, but the only thing I missed was the prom, but everything else was great.”

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Author:Michael Angarano

“It's like prom night for Hollywood. I'm really proud of myself for being here.”

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Author:Gabourey Sidibe

“Most glorious night! Thou wert not sent for slumber!”

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Book:CHILDE HAROLD'S PILGRIMAGE

Source: CHILDE HAROLD'S PILGRIMAGE

“In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.”

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Author:LIZ

“Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.”

Source: Dave Barry Turns 50

“We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.”

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Author:Mary-Kate Olsen

“In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!”

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Author:Matthew Perry

“It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.”

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Author:Rita Rudner

“Where's the man could ease a heart Like a satin gown?”

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Author:Dorothy Parker

“Maybe wrist corsages cut off circulation to the brain? I mean, is that why so many girls do stupid things on prom night? I was really going to have to investigate this further, I decided”

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Book:I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

Source: I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

“April ... hath put a spirit of youth in everything.”

“Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.”

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Author:Bob Phillips

“After 'Prom Night' I did two movies where I was playing a prostitute. I gravitate towards characters that have some sort of inner turmoil or some sort of character arc. That's the great thing about acting, so many different things and being really diverse in your choices.”

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Author:Brittany Snow

“Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it.”

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Author:Eugene Mirman

“I wore a woman's antique fur jacket to my high school junior prom.”

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Author:Lance Loud

“Nobody cares if you can't dance well.”