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Famous Bob Phillips Quotes
“A credit card sometimes adds to the high cost of living but more often to the cost of high living.”
Source: Phillips' Treasury of Humorous Quotations
“If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.”
“Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.”
“Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.”
“He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.”
“The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.”