Best Mowing Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I sometimes compare press officers to riflemen on the Somme -- mowing down wave upon wave of distortion, taking out rank upon rank of supposition, deduction and gossip.”

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Author:Bernard Ingham

“The Chinese are like a tank through a corn field, they just keep mowing through it. Senators want sanctions against countries supporting cyberattacks.”

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Author:Stewart Baker

“Mowing your lawn is against nature.”

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Author:Rufus Wainwright

“It's even occurred to me, as a teeny little subversive whisper of a thought, that if we stop mowing the lawn right now, it will probably be a long, long time before the yard gets overrun by lions and snakes.”

Ifs Littles Long Right Now Long Time Lions Yards Snakes Lawns Subversive Housework Mowing Mowing The Lawn

Author:Barbara Ehrenreich

“Living in a small town you couldn't go anywhere on a Saturday where a store had the game on. If you were downtown you heard the game. If you were at the gas station you heard the game. I remember I would be mowing the lawn and I would stop for the Nebraska game. I would have it cranking outside.”

Ifs Would Be Remember Games Heard Towns Stores Gas Stations Saturday Small Town Lawns Downtown Nebraska Gas Stations Mowing Mowing The Lawn Living In A Small Town

Author:Larry the Cable Guy

“The problem with the drone is it's like your lawn mower. You've got to mow the lawn all the time. The minute you stop mowing, the grass is going to grow back.”

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Author:Bruce Riedel

“Somewhere, a long way away, people are doing sensible things like mowing lawns and digging gardens.”

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Author:Michael Palin

“You could make an analogy to a security guard who, three weeks prior, was mowing lawns for a living. The second he puts a uniform on and that badge, he's a man. I imagine the majority of us have felt the wrath of the over-zealous security guard guy. Is there something lying dormant in the man, that's waiting to be pumped up with that kind of power? I don't know. Does it reveal him? I don't know. Does it change him? I don't know.”

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Author:Johnny Depp

“When I was a kid, I was always around boys. I was always trying to keep up with boys - skateboarding and snowboarding. If my brother was mowing the lawn, I had to mow the lawn. If my brother was using a hammer, I needed to use a hammer. I've always been a little bit of a feminist.”

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Author:Daria Werbowy

“I grew up at my grandmother's house, and she had a beautiful garden. I used to hate mowing the lawn and weeding, which is what you do when you're a kid. I loathe gardening, but I love gardens, and I have two beautiful gardens.”

Two Kids Beautiful Used Hate House Grew Grew Up Garden Grandmother Weed Gardening My Grandmother Lawns Loathe Garden Love Mowing Mowing The Lawn

Author:Elton John

“I've drawn a lot of inspiration from people who have supported me, golfers who have helped me. If it wasn't for the game of golf I'd probably be mowing the greens back in Latrobe.”

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Author:Arnold Palmer

“When I was waiting tables, washing dishes, or mowing lawns for money, I never thought of myself as stuck in some station in life. I was on my own path, my own journey, an American journey where I could think for myself, decide for myself, define happiness for myself.”

Thinking Waiting My Own Path Journey Tables Stuck Stations Dishes Washing Lawns Washing Dishes Mowing Waiting Tables Mowing The Lawn

Author:Paul Ryan

“My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.”

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Author:Charlaine Harris

“We don't really believe in mowing the lawn; we do it only to avoid unnecessary engagement with the neighbors.”

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Book:No One Belongs Here More Than You: Stories

Source: No One Belongs Here More Than You: Stories

“Bran was stripping her futon down to the bare mattress when she entered her apartment. It was sort of like watching the president mowing the White House lawn or taking out the trash.”

House President White White House Apartment Trash Lawns Stripping Mattresses Mowing Futons

Book:Cry Wolf

Source: Cry Wolf

“I’ll leave you guys to get acquainted. Somebody show Leo to dinner when it’s time?” “I got it,” one of the girls said. Nyssa, Leo remembered. She wore camo pants, a tank top that showed off her buff arms, and a red bandanna over her mop of dark hair. Except for the smiley-face Band-Aid on her chin, she looked like one of those female action heroes, like any second she was going to grab a machine gun and start mowing down evil aliens. “Cool,” Leo said. “I always wanted a sister who could beat me up.”

“I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.”

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Author:Lettie Cowman

“Because in the end, you won't remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain”

“Good people don't spend their time being good. Good people want to spend their time mowing the lawn and playing with the dog. But bad people spend all their time being bad. It is all they think about.”

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Author:Alan Furst

“Provide of thine own, to have all things at hand; Less work and the workman, unoccupied, stand. Make dry over-head both hovel and shack. Wash sheep (for the better) where water doth run; Let him go cleanly, and dry in the sun. Thy houses and and barns would be looked upon; And all things a[...]ed, ere harvest come on. At midsummer, down with the brambles and brakes; And after, abroad, with thy forks and thy rakes; Set movers a mowing, where meadow is grown; The longer now standing, the worse to be mown.”

Hands Would Be Running House Water Sun Standing All Things Dry Sheep Harvest June Forks Meadows Barns Brake Workmen Shack Midsummer Rakes Let Him Go Mowing

Author:Thomas Tusser

“I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again.”

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Author:Britt Ekland

“It looks like a waste of life, that mowing down of our best years by a relentless passion which itself falls dead on the top of them. But it is not so. Every year I live I am more convinced that the waste of life lies in the love we have not given, the powers we have not used, the selfish prudence which will risk nothing, and which, shirking pain, misses happiness as well. No one ever yet was the poorer in the long run for having once in a lifetime 'let out all the length of the reins.'”

Source: Red Pottage

“Well, I have a farm in Vermont that's my main residence, where I do lots of digging and mowing, and ride tractors - just so you don't get the wrong idea that I'm too girlie!”

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Author:Tim Daly

“The Midwest breeds funny, eccentric people, to varying degrees. You play shows not because you're expecting to get a record deal, but to do something fun outside of mowing lawns. Everything else is just gravy... Or mustard.”

People Play Shows Fun Deals Records Degrees Expecting Eccentric Lawns Midwest Mustard Gravy Mowing Mowing The Lawn

Author:Patrick Carney

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