Best Golfers Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I mean I don't want to feel inferior to any other golfer in the world. You know if you do that, then you know you're giving them an advantage, you know, right off the - you know, right from the start.”

Ifs Knows World Want Giving Feels Mean Advantage Inferiors Golfers

Author:Rory McIlroy

“The Masters is one of golf's greatest traditions and Augusta is one of the best courses in the world. They are synonymous. It's an event that every golfer, and golf fan, looks forward to.”

World Looks Courses Fans Events Masters Tradition Golf Golfers Augusta

Author:Mike Weir

“Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.”

Scream Pants Golfers Pleats

Author:Gary McCord

“I've got a lot of favorite golfers.”

Golfers

Author:Deron Williams

“If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.”

Ifs Persons Long Might Doubt Ego Wounds Driving Wealthy Golfers Tractors

Author:Fuzzy Zoeller

“Dare to be a sucky skateboarder or a lousy video editor or a completely crappy golfer. If we do only the stuff we’re good at, we never learn anything new.”

Ifs Stuff Dare Video Editors Golfers Skateboarder

Author:Justin Bieber

“Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs.”

Turns Water Produce Normal Golf Legs Rational Limbs Fluid Golfers Neurosis Jelly Rational Thought

Book:The glorious world of golf

Source: The glorious world of golf

“My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years.”

Years Golf Score Golfers Playing Golf

Author:Alex Karras

“Divas do it, golfers do it, pilots do it, violists do it, sprinters do it, soldiers do it, surgeons do it, astronauts do it...only business people think it isn't necessary to train.”

People Thinking Train Soldier Teamwork Pilots Astronaut Golfers Surgeons Sprinters

Author:Tom Peters

“A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.”

Mines Shots Disaster Holes Dedicated Golfers Hole In One

Author:William Glasser

“Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip.”

Hands Might Fighting Bits Hurt Fists Golfers

Author:Dan Jenkins

“The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely- against themselves.”

Courses Games Golf Opponents Golfers Great Golf Greatest Golf Golf Game

Author:Arnold Palmer

“I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.”

Lasts Games Golf Deny Dirty Bob Eagles Golfers Golfing Golf Life Funny Golf Great Golfing Funny Golfing Golf Ball Greatest Golf Golf Game Allegations Moose Golf Jokes Good Golf Elk

Author:Gerald R. Ford

“I am tired of all these golfers who are happy with second place. The only one who will like you if you come in second place is your wife and your dog. And that is only if you have a good wife and a good dog.”

Ifs Wife Dog Like You Tired Golf Golfers Good Wife Second Place Good Dog

Author:Gary Player

“You can always tell the golfer who's winning: he's the one who keeps telling his opponent that it's only a game.”

Games Winning Opponents Golfers

Author:Evan Esar

“I don't see myself a Great Black Hope. I'm just a golfer who happens to be black and Asian. It doesn't matter whether they're white, black, brown or green.”

Matter Happens Black White Green Brown Asian Golfers

Author:Tiger Woods

“While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!”

Retirement Happy Life Speculation Golfers Flattered

Author:Chipper Jones

“The idea that a game is anything more than a game... You know, there are people who are basically unbalanced who are going to misuse a game and have bad results. If a golfer who insists on playing during a lightning storm gets hit by a stroke of lightning and is killed nobody says, 'There's golfers dying by the droves being hit by lightning!' You can overdo what you really like, and if you're unbalanced you go overboard.”

People Ifs Knows Ideas Games Results Dying Storm Lightning Strokes Golfers Misuse Overboard Unbalanced

Author:Gary Gygax

“The TV and the public pay our wages and they like to see professional golfers mess it up. Missing a green with a chip shot - when do you see that? It's great to see exciting golf like we had last week.”

Lasts Pay Week Missing Tvs Shots Exciting Green Golf Mess Wages Chips Golfers

Author:Paul McGinley

“Jones is the greatest golfer who ever lived and probably ever will live. That's my goal. Bobby Jones. It's the only goal.”

Goal Golf Golfers

Author:Jack Nicklaus

“Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.”

World Shows Golf Guests Show Me Golfers Jerry Courteous Jerry Springer Show

Author:James Woods

“Over the years I've studied the habits of golfers. I know what to look for. Watch their eyes. Fear shows up when there is an enlargement of the pupils. Big pupils lead to big scores.”

Knows Years Looks Shows Bigs Eye Watches Habit Golf Score Golfers Pupils Enlargement

Author:Sam Snead

“There is no truth in the idea that the person who hits the most balls will become the best golfer. Golf is a bizarre sport. You can work for years on your game, without making any improvement in your score.”

Years Persons Ideas Games Sports Balls Golf Improvement Score Bizarre Golfers

Author:Fred Couples

“Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport.”

Littles Sports Type Golf Monsters Golfers

Author:Fuzzy Zoeller

“It takes six years to make a golfer: three to learn the game, then another three to unlearn all you have learned in the first three years. You might be a golfer when you arrive at that stage, but more likely you are just starting.”

Years Firsts Might Three Games Stage Six Golf Starting Three Years Golfers Unlearn

Author:Walter Hagen

“Staying in the present is the key to any golfer's game: once you start thinking about a shot you just messed up or what you have to do on the next nine to catch somebody, you're lost.”

Thinking Next Games Lost Keys Shots Golf Nine Staying Golfers Messed Up

Author:Paul Azinger

“After a golfer has been out on the circuit for a while he learns how to handle his dating so that it doesn't interfere with his golf. The first rule usually is no woman-chasing after Wednesday.”

Firsts Has Beens Dating Golf Handle Interfere Chasing Golfers Circuits Wednesday

Author:Tony Lema

“The ideal build for a golfer would be strong hands, big forearms, thin neck, big thighs and a flat chest. He'd look like Popeye.”

Looks Hands Bigs Would Be Strong Ideals Golf Necks Flats Chests Golfers Thighs Strong Hands Popeye

Author:Gary Player

“If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey.”

Ifs Thinking Would Be Running Lying Cry Green Golf Golfers Crow

Author:J. C. Snead

“All golfers fear the one-iron. It has no angle, no loft. The one-iron is a confidence-crusher, a fear trip, an almost guarantee of shame, failure, dumbness and humiliation if you ever use it in public.”

Ifs Use Shame Golf Guarantees Iron Angle Humiliation Golfers Dumbness

Author:Hunter S. Thompson

“As every golfer knows, no one ever lost his mind over one shot. It is rather the gradual process of shot after shot watching your score go to tatters - knowing that you have found a different way to bogey each hole.”

Knows Way Mind Different Found Lost Process Knowing Shots Golf Holes Different Ways Score Golfers

Author:Thomas Boswell

“The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.”

Depends Balls Distance Golf Clubs Factors Golfers

Author:Leslie Nielsen

“If the rest of his foursome are bunched directly behind his ball, or assume the foetal position with their backs to the tee, the golfer is reminded that his drive tends to be erratic. More cruel yet is for his opponent to stand directly in the projected line of flight, as the safest place to be.”

Ifs Lines Behinds Position Balls Assuming Golf Flight Opponents Golfers Tees Erratic Foursomes

Author:Eric Nicol

“Have you ever actually listened to golfers talking to each other? "Looked good starting out..." "Better direction than last time..." "Who's away?..." It sounds like visitors' day at a home for the criminally insane.”

Home Lasts Sound Talking Golf Starting Insane Last Time Golfers Visitors Starting Out

Author:Peter Andrews

“No golfer ever gets so consistently good that he can't use some constructive advice. No matter how many trophies he may win, he can't analyze and remedy his own faults.”

May Matter Use Winning Advice Faults Golf Remedy Consistently Constructive Golfers Trophies

Author:Byron Nelson

“Im a golfer and have had three holes in one.”

Three Holes Golfers Hole In One

Author:Stephanie Szostak

“This is what I love to do. And if pressure is something that comes with playing good golf, thats something a professional golfer has to handle.”

Ifs Pressure Golf Handle Golfers Good Golf

Author:Inbee Park

“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”

Source: Quotes from Billy Graham: A Legacy of Faith

“No golfer has completed his education until he has played and studied Royal Dornoch.”

Royal Golfers

Author:Herbert Wind

“You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.”

Feels Play Conditions Like You Yankees Golfers Lakers

Author:George Lopez

“Seve was one of the most talented and exciting golfers to ever play the game. His creativity and inventiveness on the golf course may never be surpassed. His death came much too soon.”

May Play Courses Games Creativity Exciting Golf Golfers Golf Course Inventiveness

Author:Tiger Woods

“One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.”

Years May Existence Evidence Lightning Golfers

Author:Steve Aylett

“No golfers journey is complete without a pilgrimage to St. Andrews, the mecca of the game. This is where it all began, back in the 15th and 16th centuries.”

Games Journey Century Golfers Pilgrimage Andrew Mecca

Author:Alex Shoumatoff

“I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.”

Thinking Should Believe I Can Bars Golfers Snacks

Author:Bob Barker

“It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.”

Men Soul Skills Mere Golfers Golfing Technical Skills

Book:Fore!: The Best of Wodehouse on Golf

Source: Fore!: The Best of Wodehouse on Golf

“The Epson M-Tracer provides real-time feedback and immediate solutions that help golfers develop a more efficient and powerful swing. This information empowers golfers to improve their swing in an easy and intuitive manner, ultimately resulting in lower scores and more fun.”

Real Helping Fun Easy Powerful Information Solutions Empowering Score Efficient Swings Intuitive Feedback Golfers

Author:David Leadbetter

“I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint.”

Ifs Has Beens Wanted Golf Realised Golfers

Author:Alan Hansen

“When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim.”

Wells Aim Golf Golfers Golfing Playing Golf

Author:Fred Couples

“You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.”

Knows Men World Black White Chinese Nba Rapper Golfers Messed Up Best Rapper

Author:Chris Rock

“I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just be a politician and you shouldn't have time to practice golf.”

Should Practice Worry Like You Politician Golf Be Good Golfers

Author:Ellen DeGeneres

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