Golfers Quotes
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Golfers Quotes
“The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room.”
“I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.”
“But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.”
“Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.”
“His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.”
“Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.”
“No golfer can ever become too good to practice.”
“In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.”
“If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?”
“Ive always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer.”
“I gravitate toward the team thing. I'm not a golfer - I much prefer basketball.”
“Golfers are forever working on mechanics. My tennis swing hasn't changed in 10 years.”
“What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.”
“Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.”
“On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.”