“If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?” Quote by Larry Nelson
“Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."” LooksWatchesPathTvsPureGolfEightBeerGolfersYellingGolfingGolf LifePeasGravelKegs Author:Jeff Cesario
“You win all the Tucsons, all the Kemps, all the Iron City Opens you can, nobody remembers. You win a Masters, nobody ever forgets” RememberWinningForgetCitiesMastersGolfIronRemember YouRemembers YouTucson Author:Bob Goalby
“Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance.” WorldFunnyDistanceGolfAround The WorldStrokesMagellan Author:Joe Laurie, Jr.
“Hopefully someone on their team addresses it, because, uh, I'm not saying I'm going to do it, but something might happen to him if he continues to be that cocky.” IfsMightHappensTeamHopefullyAddressesHockeyCocky Author:Mike Richards
“The eyes healed in a matter of a few days, as eyes heal quickly, mine just heal faster than anybody else. I was back in the strip club hours later rehabbing my eyes.” MatterEyeHoursMinesClubsHealAssFasterBad AssHealed Author:Don Frye
“We've dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen.” PreparedAssGentlemanBad AssDressed UpTitanic Movie Author:Benjamin Guggenheim