Golf Life Quotes
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Golf Life Quotes
“It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.”
“How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today.”
“Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses...”
“A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so.”
“If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.”
“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”
“As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.”
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
“If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”
“It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.”
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
“A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.”
“I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.”
“What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.”
“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.”
“If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.”
“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
“The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.”
“I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.”
“Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.”