Golf Life Quotes
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Golf Life Quotes
“Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.”
“Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.”
“Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards.”
“You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.”
“The mind messes up more shots than the body.”
“Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.”
“If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.”
“You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.”
“You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.”
“They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.”
“I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.”
“But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.”
“Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.”
“Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.”
“His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.”
“Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.”