Best Golf Ball Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I know when I've been playing a lot of golf it takes me a while to get back into cricket again. It's not so much the different shape of the swings, more the fact that you are stationary when you hit a golf ball. In cricket you have to move forward or back, which is an instinctive timing thing.”

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Author:Ricky Ponting

“In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there.”

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Author:Gary McCord

“I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.”

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Author:Gerald R. Ford

“One thing I've learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won't float.”

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Author:Arnold Palmer

“Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid temples, the huckleberry pie, the wedding ring, the circus ring, the ring for the waiter, and the "round" of drinks.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of O. Henry (Illustrated)

“A woman in Great Britain has died after being hit in the back of the head by a golf ball, on the first hole. Her husband was so distraught, he only played the front nine.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“The one place where I can relax is on the golf course with my teammates and buddies, assuming I'm hitting the golf ball well. If I'm not, well, that is another story.”

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Author:Carson Palmer

“This new baseball is like a golf ball. I think there are going to be a lot more dents put in the wall at Fenway Park this year.”

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Author:Don Zimmer

“When I swing at a golf ball right, my mind is blank and my body is loose as a goose.”

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Author:Sam Snead

“Golf cannot be played in anger, or in any mood of emotiional excess. Half the golf balls struck by amateurs are hit if not in rage surely in bewilderment, or gloom, or in cynicism, or even hysterically - all of those emotional excesses must be contained by the professional. Which is why balance is one of the essential ingredients of golf. Professionals invariably trudge phlegmatically around the course - whatever emotions are seething within - with the grim yet placid and bored look of cowpokes, slack-bodied in their saddles, who have been tending the same herd for two months.”

“A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses.”

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Author:Frank Muir

“The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a golf ball is not the cure.”

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Author:Milt Gross

“Hitting a golf ball correctly is the most sophisticated and complicated maneuver in all of sports, with the possible exception of eating a hot dog at a ball game without getting mustard on your shirt.”

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Author:Ray Fitzgerald

“I've noticed the sound of the golf ball being hit by the golf club is different, and much more realistic, with the hearing aids. The sound with the hearing aids makes sense, and better represents what I know is happening to the golf ball. So you could say that the hearing aids help give me confidence regarding my golf game.”

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Author:Arnold Palmer

“It is technology. They all changed to a harder golf ball, so they gave up spinning on the greens. They all changed to longer drivers, bigger heads with hotter faces and lighter shafts. The problem is, the harder you hit it, the more control you lose.”

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Author:Tiger Woods

“The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.”

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Author:Dan Jenkins

“You'd think a guy who has broken 35 bones in his body would have a high pain threshold, but mine is pretty low. I got hit in the shin with a golf ball once and it almost brought tears to my eyes. I've had broken bones that didn't hurt as bad.”

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Author:Evel Knievel

“I hit the ball really well... had a lot of good looks at birdie all day, it's firm but you could control your golf ball, for sure. Today I controlled my ball very well. The confidence is definitely there. I feel really good about where I'm at and going into tomorrow.”

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Author:Dustin Johnson

“Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.”

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Author:Joey Lauren Adams

“As if we don't have enough volence on television. After her husband accidentally hit two spectators with golf balls during a celebrity golf tournament.”

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Author:Barbara Bush

“A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course.”

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Author:Jack Nicklaus

“Earth ... God's golf ball.”

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Author:Don Van Vliet

“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”

“By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.”

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Author:Jacob Braude

“I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced against a horse and he's one of my heroes so I'm not going to say it was a silly stunt. I know too much about horses. They're highly unreliable and they've got brains the size of golf balls.”

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Author:Sebastian Coe

“Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls”

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Author:Greg Gutfeld

“Advice to expectant mothers: you must remember that when you are pregnant, you are eating for two. But you must remember that the other one of you is about the size of a golf ball, so let's not go overboard with it. I mean, a lot of pregnant women eat as though the other person they're eating for is Orson Welles.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“You're the only one in control over your golf ball. It's not like tennis: you're hitting a shot and somebody's hitting it back at you.”

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Author:Lee Westwood

“You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls.”

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Author:John Scott

“I'm not a golf player. I think golf and fishing are the same, but at the end of the day, you can't fry up and golf ball and dip it in tartar sauce. So I'm a fisherman.”

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Author:Daymond John

“In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.”

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Author:Gene Perret

“Use emotional awareness and pay attention to your body - look [and locate] concrete physical sensations - like stabbing, aching, throbbing - and [distinguish and define them] by saying things like, "it is the size of a golf ball or it is the size of a baseball" - do whatever you can do to find painful physical sensations.”

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Author:Gary Zukav

“I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.”

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Author:Stephen Curry

“Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.”

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Author:Ben Hogan

“If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”

“For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course. A lot of guys can go out and hit a golf ball, but they have no idea how to manage what they do with the ball. I've won as many golf tournaments hitting the ball badly as I have hitting the ball well.”

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Author:Jack Nicklaus

“I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.”

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Author:Dennis Quaid

“If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.”

“There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.”

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Author:Lee Trevino

“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”

“Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.”

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Author:Woodrow Wilson

“Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.”

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Book:The Clicking of Cuthbert

Source: The Clicking of Cuthbert

“As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.”

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Author:Tiger Woods

“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose”

Source: The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill

“The most important shot in golf is the next one.”

“May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.”

“Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.”

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Author:Bobby Jones

“A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.”

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Author:Chi Chi Rodriguez

“After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.”

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