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Quote by Milt Gross

“The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a golf ball is not the cure.”

Quote by Milt Gross

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Milt Gross was an American cartoonist, writer, and satirist, born on March 4, 1895, and died on November 29, 1953. He is known for his unique humorous style and sharp social satire in his work. more

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