Golf Game Quotes
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Golf Game Quotes
“I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.”
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
“I am decidedly unfriendly during a golf game, from the first hole to the last.”
“I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.”
“Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.”
“Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.”
“This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.”
“Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.”
“I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game.”
“I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.”
“The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.”
“Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.”