Best Slap Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Honesty: what a refreshing slap in the face it is.”

“He hadn't said Tremaine was crazy either. He gave the impression that he was used to being pulled out of a sound sleep to humor people in the middle of a cold night... "Maybe that's why I love him," Tremaine thought, lifting an ironic brow at herself. Then she processed that thought. "I do what?”

Love Funny Self Discovery Slap

Book:The Gate of Gods

Source: The Gate of Gods

“In the interests of friendship, I hope you’ll forgive me what I’m about to do.” “Forgive you wha—” My sentence was cut off as he clamped his mouth over mine, kissing me deeply. ... “Ready to make a scene?” He raised an eyebrow. “Do I have a choice?” “Not really. To quote something someone said to me recently, in the interests of friendship, I hope you’ll forgive what I’m about to do.” I drew back my hand and slapped him across the face. The smack of flesh striking flesh echoed through the hall. Conversations stopped as people whipped around to stare at us. Raising my voice to something just below a shout, I snarled, “You asshole!”

Humor Funny Friendship Forgiveness Quote Kiss Slap Dramatic Moment Seanan Mcguire Toby Daye October Daye An Artificial Night

Book:Late Eclipses

Source: Late Eclipses

“After we sat, Ava glared sidelong at Giti. 'Sorry I slap you last week, but I did not think you would ever stop talking, and I had somewhere to go.' Then, with a quick toss of her head, 'Bad day.”

Found Ya Slap Unbroken Atlantia Skink

Book:Persianality

Source: Persianality

“I want to strike Cardan over and over until I slap that smugness off his face. But if I did, he'd know just how much he scares me.”

Holly Black The Folk Of The Air Jude Duarte Cardan Greenbriar Jude Cardan Slap The Cruel Prince Smugness Scares Me

Book:The Cruel Prince

Source: The Cruel Prince

“Evangeline spun to the side and slapped him hard across the face. The sound of her hand hitting his cheek echoed through the inn, loud, cracking and satisfying. You loathsome, conceited, cowardly worm of a prince, she thought as she watched his skin turn an inflamed shade of red. She didn't tell him that she knew what he really was and that she would never be his. She wanted to. But she wasn't that foolish. Not when Apollo was surrounded by guards and heroes who could effortlessly subdue her if she picked a proper fight with the prince. 'Oh, Apollo!' she exclaimed instead. 'You startled me.”

Funny Hilarious Apollo Slap Stephanie Garber Evangeline Fox Evangeline A Curse For True Love Apollo Acadian Slapped

Book:A Curse for True Love

Source: A Curse for True Love

“Her dad shows up, and instead of getting mad at Denise, he wraps his arm around her and helps her to his car like she's crippled. I could've crippled her. Missed my chance.”

Slap Crippled Missed Chance

Book:Brighter Than the Sun

Source: Brighter Than the Sun

“Don't ever disobey me again,' he said, his voice a deep purr that ricocheted through me, awakening everything and lulling it into complicity. Then I reconsidered his words and straightened. He grinned at me in that wild way, and my hand connected with his face. 'Don't tell me what to do,' I breathed, my palm stinging. 'And don't bite me like some enraged beast.' He chuckled bitterly. The moonlight turned his eyes to the colour of leaves in shadow.”

Angry Sarah J Maas Feyre Feyre Archeron Slap A Court Of Thorns And Roses Tamlin Bite Disobey Calanmai

Book:A Court of Thorns and Roses

Source: A Court of Thorns and Roses

“No!" I wrestled with the covers as tears fell unchecked down my cheeks. The night terror had seemed all too real. The stinging slap echoed on my skin and I pressed a palm to my tender face. annoyed at my weakness I bundled myself in blankets and padded barefoot to the deck.”

Slap Nightmares Haunting Past

Book:Inherited

Source: Inherited

“The ear that does not care to hear should not fear to bear a hot slap.”

Fear Rhyme Slap Hear Ear

Book:Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

Source: Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“I've never slapped anyone before,” she admitted. “How did you find the experience?” “It would have been more satisfying if he'd gone flying out of his seat like I imagined.”

Slap Slapping

Book:Passenger

Source: Passenger

“Chiron said the word assist as if meant slap upside the head with extreme prejudice.”

Humor Slap Assisting

Book:The Hidden Oracle

Source: The Hidden Oracle

“You have right to be angry, insult and slap. But later you have to forgive.”

Angry Insult Right Slap

Author:M.F. Moonzajer

“Greenteeth did not slap one another—not out of any virtue, but because a slap was such a useless thing underwater. When greenteeth brawled, it was with teeth and strangling fingers, spines and claws.”

Teeth Fight Slap

Book:Thornhedge

Source: Thornhedge

“She wanted to hug him and at the same time she kind of wanted to slap him.”

Love Feelings Confusion Slap Hugs

Book:Truly Madly Guilty

Source: Truly Madly Guilty

“And he took the slap like a man. No whining. What else do you want from a fella?”

Slap Whining Manliness

Book:Paris in April

Source: Paris in April

“Some People Deserve an Invisible Flying Slap Right in The Face With A Reason in its Caption.”

Slap In The Face

Author:Ahmed Ali Anjum

“I should slap you.” “But it might turn me on, and then what?”

Slap Turn On Arouse Turn Me On

Book:Shackled

Source: Shackled

“A slap is a high-five to a face. People are so selfish these days that they could really benefit from that kind of support. Here on my duck farm, I provide that service to select customers for FREE.”

Selfish Ducks Duck Slap Duck Quote Duck Quotes Customer Duck Farm High Five

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Each time I came crashing down into the ocean porpoiselike, water hit my face like the slap of a jilted lover.”

Water Ocean Lover Slap Face Hit Jilted Porpoiselike

Book:Firefight

Source: Firefight

“Have you ever had a dream so strong it slapped you in the face every time you looked away?”

Dream Ambition Distraction Dream Big Dreaming Distracted Slap Big Dreams

Author:Joyce Rachelle

“People who won’t fight should at least scream and scold to avert problems that might ignite a fight. Truth is, if you present yourself as dust bin, people will load insults and nonsense inside. A sleeping dog can be slapped by a bold chicken.”

Dog Insult Fight Scream Slap Chicken

Book:Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

Source: Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“A clean hand cannot deliver a dirty slap; only a rotten hand can leave a trail of dirt after dishing a dazing slap”

Dirt Slap Hand

Book:Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

Source: Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“A docile dog can be slapped by a courageous chicken.”

Dog Slap Chicken

Book:Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

Source: Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“The Calculator in the Psychiatry fell onto the Floor and stopped working – then I slapped him 1 time and he worked again.”

Psychiatry Working Slap Stop Floor Stopped Calculator Slapped

Author:Sino Melo

“Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me, I slap women and eat mushrooms then OD.”

Grows Growing Up Violence Like Me Slap Violence Against Women Mushrooms

Author:Eminem

“He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain.”

Knows Pain Lying Hate Games Violence And Love Slap Violence Against Women Live And Love

Author:Alice Cooper

“Every award for me is important because it means a slap against militarism and fascism in Indonesia.”

Mean Important Awards Fascism Indonesia Slap Militarism

Author:Pramoedya Ananta Toer

“Right whales, for all their size, are surprisingly athletic. They roll, they slap their flukes, they lift their heads out of the water in a move known as a spy hop. They find playthings and are particularly fond of swimming repeatedly through clumps of seaweed, which slides over them like a feathered boa.”

Moving Water Known Size Lifts Hops Swimming Spy Athletic Slides Whales Slap Seaweed Flukes

Author:Tim Cahill

“A nation's not a child, for God's sake. ... It's like a wild horse you tame by breaking it. Or a fiery woman you slap till she sees sense and warms your bed.”

Children Nations Bed Horse Sake Slap Fiery Wild Horses

Author:David Hewson

“This is a jury of your peers. They watch the same TV movies. They belong to Oprah’s Book Club. You can take any monster, slap a bad dad into his past, and all of a sudden he’s just another lost soul, lashing out. And you were the poor lady that got in the way. They’ll argue you lacked compassion. You were the one who took things too far.”

Way Book Soul Past Lost Poor Compassion Watches Tvs Dad Clubs Arguing Monsters Peers Jury Slap Lost Souls Book Club Lashing Out

Author:Jeremy Robert Johnson

“I'll take anything and slap it on a canvas.”

Canvas Slap

Author:Matthew Lawrence

“I like America anyway. In Japan we are much more formal. If two friends are separated for a long time and they meet they bow and bow and bow. They keep bowing without exchanging a word. Here they slap each other on the back and say: Hello, old man, how goes everything.”

Ifs Men Long Two America Long Time Japan Old Man Bows Formal Hello Slap Exchanging Two Friends

Author:Sessue Hayakawa

“I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he's recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday?”

Children Said Hands Family Theory Kissing Strikes Sunday Psychologist Slap My Birthday Measles

Author:Erma Bombeck

“I shall never forget what I saw at the Museum of Modern Art: in a spotless schoolroom, fifty little girls painting away at tables covered with brushes, pots, tubes, bowls, staring into space and sticking out their tongues like the clever animals that ring a bell, tongues lolling and eyes vague. Teachers supervise these young creators of abstract art and slap their wrists if what they paint represents something and dangerously inclines toward realism. The mothers - still at the Picasso stage - are not admitted.”

“Metal buildings are the dream that Modern Architects had at the beginning of this century. It has finally come true, but they themselves don't realize it. That's because it doesn't take an Architect to build a metal building. You just order them out of a catalog - comes with a bunch of guys who put it together in a couple of days, maybe a week. And there you go - you're all set to go into business - just slap a sign out front.”

Dream Together Guy Order Realizing Week Modern Century Fronts Building Couple Architecture Bunch Metals Architect Slap

Author:David Byrne

“I'm still afflicted with the malady of research. I don't like what I do, and I paint it out, and paint it out again. I hope this mania will come to an end... I'm like a child at school. The white page must always be evenly written and slap! bang! and there's a blot! I'm still blotting and I'm forty years old.”

Years Children Stills Ends School White Written Pages Research Paint Frustration Forty Bangs Slap Mania Malady Forty Years Old

Author:Pierre-Auguste Renoir

“I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.”

Way Happens Beautiful Guy Photographer My Way Now And Then Hilarious Slap

Author:Liam Gallagher

“Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.”

Men Cowboy Tobacco Slap Chewing Cowboy Wisdom Cowboys And Horses My Cowboy Chewing Tobacco

Author:Will Rogers

“I am not here to pass civilities or compliments with you, but on other business. I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damned scoundrel, and are a coward, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it. You may as well not issue any more orders to me, for I will not obey them... and as I say to you that if you ever again try to interfere with me or cross my path it will be at the peril of your life.”

“South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner”

Men Black White Stones South Kicks South Africa White Man Statues Foreigners Slap

Author:Robert Mugabe

“Of course it's also a lot easier to slap a health claim on a box of sugary cereal than on a potato or carrot, with the perverse result that the most healthful foods in the supermarket sit there quietly in the produce section, silent as stroke victims, while a few aisles over, the Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms are screaming about their newfound whole-grain goodness.”

“I'll tell you what I did need to learn was tolerance, and I think I've been actually given a daily opportunity to practice that, and it's - it's - and I know that that sounds almost like a backhanded slap, and it is in a way because I haven't been successful at it every day.”

Thinking Knows Way Needs Opportunity Given Sound Practice Successful Havens Tolerance Slap

Author:Mel Gibson

“The good bodybuilders have the same mind ... that a sculptor has. If you analyze it, you look in the mirror and you say, okay, I need a bit more deltoids ... so that the proportion's right, and ... you exercise and put those deltoids on, whereas an artist would just slap on some clay on each side.”

Ifs Needs Mind Looks Artist Bits Sides Exercise Okay Mirrors Proportion Clay Slap Sculptors Bodybuilder

Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Beethoven and Wagner for many years wrung our hearts. But now we are sated with them and derive much greater pleasure from ideally combining the noise of streetcars, internal-combustion engines, automobiles, and bust crowds than from rehearsing, for example, the 'Eroica' or the 'Pastorale'...away! les ust be gone, since we shall not much longer succeed in restraining a desire to create a new musical realism by a generous distribution of sonorous blows and slaps, leaping numbly over violins, pianofortes, contrabasses, and groaning organs, Away!”

“Before you speak, my friend, remember, a spiritual man contain his anger. Angry words are like slap in de face.”

Men Remember Faces Spiritual Speak My Friends Anger Angry Slap Angry Words

Book:GraceLand: A Novel

Source: GraceLand: A Novel

“A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.”

Answers Kissing Slap Affectionate Slap In The Face

Book:The permanent Goethe

Source: The permanent Goethe

“The greatest weapon the colonial powers have used in the past against our people has always been his ability to divide and conquer. If I take my hand and slap you, it might sting you because these digits are separated. But all I have to do to put you back in your place is bring those digits together.”

People Ifs Hands Might Together Past Used Ability Weapons Conquer Divides Slap Dividing Divide And Conquer Take My Hand

Author:Malcolm X

“I'm always have been in my life a big protector of women. If I see a guy slap a girl I would rip their head off; I'm very like that.”

Ifs Has Beens Bigs Guy Girl Rip Slap Protector

Author:Vinnie Jones

“Sometimes you've gotta hide the medicine in the food. You can't slap somebody in the face with facts, all the time. It's too harsh.”

Sometimes Facts Faces Medicine Harsh Slap

Author:Michael B. Jordan

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