Greatest Golf Quotes
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“It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.”
“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
“If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”
“It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.”
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
“The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.”
“I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.”
“What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.”
“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.”
“If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.”
“The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.”
“To find a man's true character, play golf with him.”
“Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.”
“The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.”
“Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.”
“You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.”
“If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.”
“Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.”
“Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.”
“It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.”
“Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.”