Best Funny Things Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig.”

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Author:Todd McFarlane

“With TV, you just have to finish the days and get the episodes out. And it's always going to be an impossible schedule. That's the funny thing with TV that not a lot of people realize.”

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Author:Dylan O'Brien

“I found myself declaiming, full flower, for an hour on the "utmost importance and urgency" of Blogging, telling him in no uncertain terms that, especially in a high-end niche business, Blogging is "the premier way" to have "intimate conversations" with his Clients. Funny thing, I believe it!”

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Author:Tom Peters

“I went to go see 'Final Destination' which you have to be 17 and over to see and they're like 'Uh, we need to see your I.D.' Here's the really funny thing is that I actually had done my hair and makeup that day. If I don't do my hair and makeup I can understand it but I had actually made an effort to look older.”

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Author:Kay Panabaker

“Love is the only antidote for the insanity of this world. And the funny thing about love is that when someone loves you, it doesn't necessarily make you feel better; but when you love someone else, it does.”

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Author:Frederick Lenz

“The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors.”

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Author:Dar Williams

“It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more aware of it than they were in 1954, when I was doing my research.”

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Author:Walter Lord

“I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.”

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Author:Chris Messina

“I used to work at NASA in Virginia. It was nothing glamorous; I was just tasked with making code compile for obscure projects, and I wasn't very good at it. Now I spend most of my time drawing pictures and looking at funny things on the Internet, which in retrospect is largely what I did at my old job, too.”

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Author:Randall Munroe

“I went to the University of San Francisco on an athletic scholarship. I didn't study in high school. I was just there to get by and to play basketball. But a funny thing happened to me when I got to college. I got challenged by the work and the professors.”

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Author:Michael Franti

“It's a funny thing about names, how they become a part of someone.”

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Book:Summer to Die

Source: Summer to Die

“The funny thing about me is I'm kind of schizophrenic, because after four or five nights in a row of going out to parties, I just have to be alone. I hate people and feel like they're keeping me from what I really want to do, like write a fabulous novel, which I probably never will.”

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Author:Bob Colacello

“The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.”

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Author:Dave Willis

“It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”

“Lots of artists who paint have the experience to one degree or another... where their thinking doesn't precede their doing... It's a funny thing, what I really hate yet I have to go through with it, is the preparation.”

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Author:Philip Guston

“It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.”

“Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement. They just figure that a man that old got nobody to blame but himself if he gets caught in there.”

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Author:Will Rogers

“Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely”

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Book:The Will Rogers book

Source: The Will Rogers book

“If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.”

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Author:Guido van Rossum

“There are some quite funny things about getting famous and stuff, but I think there comes a point where you have to think to yourself, "Well, am I doing this because I want to go to a party and meet Britney Spears? Or am I doing it because I want to create something that excites me?"”

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Author:Jarvis Cocker

“The funny thing was, you see, that Mike Fink didn't think of himself as a murderer. He thought of life as a contest, and dying was what happened to those who came out second best, but it wasn't the same as murder, it was a fair fight.”

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Book:Red Prophet: The Tales of Alvin Maker

Source: Red Prophet: The Tales of Alvin Maker

“Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective.”

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Book:Love Anthony

Source: Love Anthony

“The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.”

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Book:Death of a Salesman: Certain Private Conversations in Two Acts and a Requiem

Source: Death of a Salesman: Certain Private Conversations in Two Acts and a Requiem

“You'd put yourself in a play and get to know the system and learn how to be directed, and then you could be a director. So, I've just always done it. It was always a hobby. The funny thing was that when I started to get paid to do it as a professional job, I lost my hobby. I don't know what to do. I have to take up something else now.”

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Author:David Oakes

“Nothing is ever finished. It's a funny thing. I actually think that's really the more natural way of stories or songs.”

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Author:Joseph Gordon-Levitt

“Even through my good-looking youth, I wasn't called on for any romantic parts, which is okay. What I was called on to do, I enjoyed doing. The funny thing about life is that if you live long enough, I think, you'll get every wish you ever had. It'll all come true.”

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Author:Morgan Freeman

“The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. I can't describe how deeply I love them all.”

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Author:Paul Auster

“Education is this funny thing. You deal for several years with organized information, and then you go out into the world and you never see any of that ever again. There's no more organized information.”

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Author:Peter Schjeldahl

“I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.”

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Author:Eden Ahbez

“When people say it's a funny thing about them, you will probably be able to control your hysterics. They are only getting ready to announce the shattering fact that they don't like something. And it's not going to be something that's really quite awful, like suttee or apartheid; it's going to be something small.”

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Book:I Didn't Come Here to Argue

Source: I Didn't Come Here to Argue

“The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it.”

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Author:Bob Newhart

“It's a funny thing - when I'm crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them!”

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Author:Emily Giffin

“Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end.”

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Book:Stretching My Mind: The Collected Essays of Edward Albee

Source: Stretching My Mind: The Collected Essays of Edward Albee

“The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.”

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Author:Sam Shepard

“I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!”

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Author:Eminem

“It's a funny thing about weaknesses....Most people will tell you they know their weaknesses. When asked, they'll tell you, 'Well for one thing, I'm overgenerous.' ... that's what innkeepers are for.”

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Author:David Gemmell

“Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth.”

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Author:Ralph Steadman

“I'm not melancholy; I'm a happy-go-lucky person, kind of silly. I like funny things. I have a lot of energy. I tend to like music that's mellow, though.”

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Author:Norah Jones

“The number one metaphor I have in my mind for writing a screenplay is that...you're trying to climb a mountain blindfolded. And the funny thing about that is, you think, 'Okay, that's hard because you're climbing up a rock face, and you don't know where you're going, and you don't know where the top is, you can't see what's below you...' But actually the hardest part about climbing a mountain blindfolded is just finding the mountain.”

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Author:Michael Arndt

“Don't talk anybody, don't come near! Can't you see the fish might hear? He thinks I'm playing with a piece of string; He thinks I'm another sort of funny thing, But he doesn't know I'm fishing - He doesn't know I'm fishing. That's what I'm doing - Fishing.”

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Book:Now We Are Six

Source: Now We Are Six

“People say Yogi (Berra) is a strange guy, and I've heard Yogi say some funny things. But he has a beautiful wife, he's rich, and he's famous. I don't see anything strange about that.”

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Author:Mickey Mantle

“I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.”

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Author:Dane Cook

“What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They're really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love 'em; they're awesome. They're good people.”

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Author:Larry the Cable Guy

“It's a funny thing, how much time we spend planning our lives. We so convince ourselves of what we want to do, that sometimes we don't see what we're meant to do.”

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Author:Susan Gregg

“I want a Goddamn strong statement on marijuana, I mean one that just tears the ass out of them. You know, its a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish.”

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Author:Richard M. Nixon

“I don't really hashtag things. Unless I'm talking to somebody and I'm being funny and I say something mean but then I'm like, Hashtag...something that's funny. I like to only hashtag funny things, not real stuff.”

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Author:Bella Thorne

“Sisterhood is a funny thing. It's easy to recognize, but hard to define.”

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Book:Deals With the Devil: And Other Reasons to Riot

Source: Deals With the Devil: And Other Reasons to Riot

“The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.”

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Author:Ray Stevens

“There were tons of bronzed Scandinavian types at the Sorbonne. Marvellously blond and healthy and shining white teeth. Funny thing though, because someone told me that if you actually go to Scandinavia none of the people who actually live there look like that. It's just a front they put up when they're abroad.”

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Author:Charlotte Bingham

“marrows - alas! - are arriving in a steady stream at the back door. ... Oddly enough, the majority of people who grow them in Fairacre say, as they hand them over: 'Funny thing! I don't care for them myself. In fact, none of the family likes them!' But still they plant them. It must be the fascination of seeing such a wonderful return for one small seed, that keeps marrow-growers at their dubious task.”

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