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“I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.”
“Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.”
“My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.”
“If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.”
“If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up.”
“An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.”
“Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.”
“Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.”
“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”
“Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.”
“Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.”
“The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.”
“Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three.”
“My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.”
“My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.”