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“It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses...”
“If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.”
“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
“If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”
“It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.”
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
“A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.”
“I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.”
“What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.”
“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.”
“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
“The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.”
“Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.”
“Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.”
“One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.”