Best Drinking Toast Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Work like you don't need the money.”

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Author:Joseph Joubert

“Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.”

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Author:Dario Fo

“It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason”

“He that buys land buys many stones, He that buys flesh buys many bones, He that buys eggs buys many shells, But he that buys good ale buys nothing else.”

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Book:A Hand-book of Proverbs: Comprising an Entire Republication of Ray's Collection of English Proverbs, with His Additions from Foreign Languages : and an Alphabetical Index, in which are Introduced Large Additions, as Well of Proverbs as of Sayings, Sentences, Maxims, and Phrases

Source: A Hand-book of Proverbs: Comprising an Entire Republication of Ray's Collection of English Proverbs, with His Additions from Foreign Languages : and an Alphabetical Index, in which are Introduced Large Additions, as Well of Proverbs as of Sayings, Sentences, Maxims, and Phrases

“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

“Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.”

“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

“May you live all the days of your life.”

Book:The works of Dr. Jonathan Swift ...: With the author's life and character; notes, historical, critical, and explanatory; tables of contents, and indexes. More complete than any preceding edition ... Accurately corrected by the best editions

Source: The works of Dr. Jonathan Swift ...: With the author's life and character; notes, historical, critical, and explanatory; tables of contents, and indexes. More complete than any preceding edition ... Accurately corrected by the best editions

“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.”

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Author:Tom Waits

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.”

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Book:Later Poems

Source: Later Poems

“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”

“Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.”

Source: Mates, Dates and Chocolate Cheats

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”

Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist

“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”

“When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.”

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Book:The Various Lives of Keats and Chapman

Source: The Various Lives of Keats and Chapman

“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.”

“Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.”

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

Source: The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry

“Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.”

“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.”

“Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.”

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Book:The Dramatic Works of Ben Jonson, and Beaumont and Fletcher

Source: The Dramatic Works of Ben Jonson, and Beaumont and Fletcher

“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.”

“I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.”

“I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.”

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Author:Brendan Behan

“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.”

Source: The achievements of the ingenious gentleman, don Quixote de la Mancha. A tr. based on that of P.A. Motteux, with the memoir and notes of J.G. Lockhart

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”