“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.”
Quote by Tom Waits
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“Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.”
“George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.”
“I do like books on anatomy. I have to say I'm an amateur physician, I guess.”
“I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.”
