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Drinking Cheers Quotes

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

“I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.”

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”

“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”

“I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.”

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”