“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.”
Drinking Cheers Quotes
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Drinking Cheers Quotes
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.”
“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”
“Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.”
“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”
“God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.”
“Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.”
“Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.”
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”
“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.”