“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
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Famous Joe E. Lewis Quotes
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.”
“I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.”
“It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.”
“There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.”
“A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.”
“Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.”
“Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.”
“Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.”
“I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.”
“I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.”
“I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.”